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好久没有更新这里了。写点什么吧，每次想到还要写一遍英文就懒得动手了。唉唉。其实我是个非常懒的人，更懒得写游记了。写了估计也没人看！幸亏室友的照片还是拍的相当的不错。呵呵。这次西安之行是我和两位室友的毕业旅行，将来有谁要去西安咨询我啊！

Haven’t updated this BLOG for a long time! I’m too lazy to move my fingers each time it occurs to me that I have to write in English. Alas~~ I am a very lazy man indeed. Let alone writing BLOG… There are not many readers either. Anyway, the photos taken by my roomie is fairly good! Hah! It is the graduation trip of my two roomies and me. If there is anyone who wanna go to Xian, you can consult me:)

中文：

我最近非常非常的忙。我记得那天我上午9点离开宿舍晚上12点回到宿舍。几乎没有时间来更新博客。

5月6日是我生日。同时也是我用英语写博客一周年。那天我邀请了几个好朋友去海底捞吃饭。我们玩的挺开心。然后突然一群服务员走上来并围住了我。他们其中一个拿着一个插着蜡烛的水果盘子。并且他们都唱着生日快乐歌。真是个惊喜！另外一个服务员还给了我一个丝绸做的心形香袋。真是太意外了！现在想来仍然挺惊奇他们是如何得知我生日的！真是不敢相信我的第一个生日惊喜居然是来自一个饭馆的陌生人。

地震。有时候我想既然上帝如此强大，为什么不直接让每个人永远幸福快乐就行了？我周围的人在谈论地震的时候看起来挺难过的。我不知道。也许是离北京太远了，我并不是感觉很强烈。我的意思是说，是很糟糕，因为我们的同类正在那里死去。但是我不是太在意。也许下周我也该去捐点钱。但是内心上，我确实不是太在意。

English:

I was very very busy these days. I remember one day I just left dormitory at 9am and came back by 12pm. Hardly did I get time to update this BLOG.

May 6th. was my birthday. And also was an anniversary of my writing BLOG in English. On that day, I invited some of my good friends to have dinner at HaiDiLao. We were happily talking and it was a good time. Then suddenly the waiters and the waitresses were coming forward and gathering around me. And one of them was hold a plate on which there were some fruites and candles. And they were all singing "Happy Birthday". It was really a surprise! Another one of them gave me a heart pendant which are made of silk. It was really a big big surprise! It is still a wonder to me how could they know it was my birthday!? I can't believe my first birthday surprise came from some strangers of a restaurant.

The earthquake. Sometimes it occurs to me if God is so powerful, why doesn't he just let everybody live happily everafter. People around looked sad when they were talking about the big earthquake. I don't know. Maybe it is just far away from Beijing, I don't feel that strongly. I mean, it's bad, because people who are like us are dying out there. But I don't really that care. Maybe next week I should donate some money too, but deep down I don't really give a shit.

中文：

“时间就像是乳沟。只要越挤总是有的。”这个笑话着实让我大笑了一番，虽然我至今还没有任何机会挤人的乳房。但是我们为什么要挤呢？挤出来的时间用来干什么？我们活着为了什么？

“我们的人生为了什么？”我问我的室友ACME。他说：“不为什么。人生就像是一次旅行。你只要享受过程就可以了。你所要做的只是让路边的风景更加美丽。”是啊。他说的很有道理。这让我想起了以前室友Vic的话。“我的人生就是为了成为宇宙之王。世界上所有人都会永远记住我的名字。”我把他的话当作一个比喻。他真正想说的估计是“我想成名”之类的。

我这学期在找做实习，虽然我至今还没有找到。上个礼拜我从VMware得到第一个面试。我遇到了一个很牛的中年女性部门主管。她看起来如此的普通，以至于当她告诉我她毕业于斯坦福并在硅谷工作了十年，我都难以置信。这让我当时感觉十分渺小。我比她差太多了。当我到她那个年纪的时候我会是什么样？比她牛？跟她差不多？还是差太多了？我以前对自己是如此自信，但是当她问我：“你的口语足够好么？”我疑惑了。我本想说：“那当然！试试我！”但我迟疑了。我没有足够的自信在一个在美国待了几十年的人面前说英语。

我们活着为了什么呢？我想每个人都有自己的答案。我的答案还不确定。但我想大概应该是：“做我自己。自信。我不需要成为任何人。有一天我也能有杰出的成就。”我向上帝发誓，如果再给我一次机会，我会说英语的，虽然我还是觉得在这样一个牛人面前说英语一定会让自己看起来像白痴。

English:

"Time is like the hollow between a woman's breasts. You can see their existence as long as you push hard. " This joke makes me laugh really bad though I haven't got any chance to push anyone's breasts. But why do we push? What do we do with the the saved time? What do we live for?

"What is the destiny of our life?" I asked my roomie ACME. He said:" Nothing. Life is like a journey. You just enjoy the process of it. What you have to do is to make the side view more beautiful." Oh. He did make a lot of sense. This reminded me of what my old roomie Vic said. "The destiny of my life is to be the king of the universe. And everybody in the wide world will stilll remember my name after centuries. " I thought it was a figure of speech. What he really wanted to say is something like: " I want to be famous".

I was looking for some intern job this semester, though I still haven't got any yet. Last week, I got my first interview from VMware. I met this very tough middle-aged woman who is the manager of the department. She looked so common that when she told me that she graduated from Stanford and had worked in Silicon Valley for decades, I could hardly believe her. It really made me feel small. I am far less tough than her. How would I look when I were in her age? Better than her? As good as her? Or far not as good as her? I used to be very confident of my self, but when she asked me:" Is your oral English good enough?", I wondered. I wanted to say:" Of couse! Try me!" But I hesitated. I didn't have enough confidence to speak English in front of a woman who lived in American for decades.

So, what do we live for? I think everybody will has his own answer. My answer is not definite. But I think it should be something like: " Be myself. And have faith. I don't have to be anybody else. One day, I can do extraordiary myself. " I swear to God, if I were given a second chance, I would speak in ENGLISH, even though I still think I would make myself like a fool to speek English in front of such a tough woman.

中文：

很长时间没有更新我的BLOG了甚至都忘了怎么写了：）在《越狱》里面，迈克·斯科菲尔德曾经说过：“欲改变世界，先改变自己。”是啊，这句话在我看来挺有道理的。我相信在多数人的眼中，我是一个性格温和的人，好好先生。提起我，我猜大多数我的朋友会说：“哦，×××，这人很好琢磨。”

大约一个月前我回家过春节，我想给家里一点小小的惊喜。我新带了一副自以为酷的眼镜。我把头发稍微搞长了一点并带点韩国味。我为我的父母带去了我重来没有准备过的礼物。我甚至比预期提早一天回到了家。我认为自己已经做了挺多改变的了，可是结果我的父母，七大姑八大姨，兄弟姐妹，好像都拿这些挺正常的。天，我还甚至担心他们会不会接受不了呢。

最后我想通了。对所有人来说，这确实正常！是我自己太落伍了，总是观念陈旧。也许尝试“新我”是个不错的注意。并不需要脱胎换骨，但是每天能够超越自己就好。

顺便说一句，从今天起，我会更新我的BLOG更勤一些。我会随意讲一些我所见所闻所经历的故事。

English:

Haven't updated my BLOG for so long a time that I even start to forget how to write:) In Prison Break, Michael Scofield ever said:" Be the change you want to see in the world." Yeah, it does make a lot of sense to me. I  believe in most people's eyes, I am a nice-tempered guy, always trying to be good to everybody. Mention me, I believe most of my friends would say:" Oh, ***, so predictable. "

I went back home about a month ago  to take my vocation of spring festival and I tried to give my famlity a little surprise. I wore a new pair of glasses which I thought were cool. I made my hair a little longer and a little korean-styled. I bought some presents with me for my parents, which I'd  never done before. I even reached home one day earlier than the day I was supposed to arrive. I thoght I'd made a lot of changes, but it turned out that my parents, my uncles, my aunts, my brothers, my sisters, everyone took them quite normal. God, I was even worried about if it was too big a surprise for them to accept.

Finally I figured this out. It WAS normal, to everybody! It was me who was out-fashioned and thought everything in stereotype. Maybe it is a good idea to try to be a new-me. It don't have to be brand-new. But everyday just try to outdo myself a little bit.

By the way, from today on, I will try to update my BLOG more frequently. I'll casually tell stories that I heard, I saw, or I was through.

前些日子我室友搜出来的片子。我当时看了一眼，觉得画面很老，就说：“这什么破片啊？”他说：“这你都没看过？你听主题曲一定能想起来。”“是吗？”我一听，真的非常熟悉，虽然现在只记得“英雄出少年”这一句歌词了，但是确实是小时候最喜爱的武侠之一。歌词太经典了，剧情也经典，忍不住去优酷看了一遍，又忍不住写成BLOG和大家分享。这次就不用英语了，用英语来写这些中华的经典武侠实在是太煞风景了，就当“本座”食言一次好了。哈哈。有兴趣的话大家也可以去看看，先在百度搜“优酷”，再在“优酷”搜“金剑雕翎”就行了。

和我差不多年龄的人应该还能对画面中的这些人物有点印象吧。

萧翎，从不懂事的小孩到一代大侠，几乎是我那个时代的所有小孩曾经幻象成为的英雄。萧翎的人品超好，为我所敬佩。别人以诚待己，自己也以诚相待，还不算什么；难能可贵的是沈木风屡次三番加害萧翎，萧翎每次依然待他以诚，给他改过自新的机会。其中有一段萧翎和他两个“结义兄弟”间的对话——

周兆龙：“萧翎，你别让人笑掉了大牙了。武林中人人是利字当先，利之所在，‘义’字退位。更何况你我三人那种结义，根本就是沈木风要想杀你，而希望你因此毫无戒心的一种手段而已。”

萧翎：“真是这样么，大哥？”

沈木风：“你何必这样还问我。相信是还是不是你心中也早已有数了。”

萧翎：“我知道，其实我心里一直都知道。但是我萧翎宁信圣贤书中‘兄长如父’之训示。心想，既然与两位大哥结义，致死就应该守誓如初。”

好一个“我萧翎宁信圣贤书中‘兄长如父’之训示”。只是在当今这个人人力求自身利益最大化的世界上这种重情重义的“傻子”实在少的可怜。唉。

岳小钗，漂亮、聪明、善良，还温柔体贴、善解人意。大多数男人心目中的完美女人。最难得的是居然事事必为他人着想，甚至对敌人亦是如此。最大的缺点是没有缺点，世上真的存在这种女人？有一段她和之前一直试图擒她的蓝玉堂之间的对话——

蓝玉堂：“为什么？为什么你还要救我？”

岳小钗：“人与人之间的相处，不完全是厉害相结的。不是吗？”递给蓝玉堂一枚丹药，“服下它。相信你不会怀疑它不是伤药吧。”

蓝玉堂叹了一口气，服下：“记住，蓝玉堂欠你一次救命之情。”

岳小钗：“我不会记得的。就算你我下次再度为敌，你仍然可以对我尽施手段。至于我呢……”

蓝玉堂：“如何？”

岳小钗：“说不定为了自保，只好跟你全力一搏了。”

蓝玉堂一笑：“那又何必呢。为什么不现在就杀了我，以免后患？”

岳小钗：“那倒不然。说不定将来你我不再成为仇人呢？”

蓝玉堂又笑：“很难。”

岳小钗一笑：“我知道。虽然只有那么一丝小小的希望，何妨一赌。”

岳小钗真是和萧翎一对活宝。“何妨一赌”，纵然知道赌的可能是自己的身家性命，为了一个敌人的性命，还是愿意一赌。

百里冰，古怪、精灵、可爱，爱耍小脾气，对萧翎却是一片痴情。我还是比较喜欢这种类型，跟这种女人在一起永远不会闷。有一段挺好玩的——

看到百里冰，萧翎：“百里冰！”

百里冰转身欲走：“冤家。哼！”

看到唐娟，萧翎：“唐姑娘！”

百里冰停步回头看唐娟：“你也认识他？”

唐娟：“岂止认识？他可害得我姐姐唐佳差点为他殉情。”

对着萧翎，眼光鄙夷，百里冰：“哼！大情圣，西莫狂沙、长江的怒涛也难抵挡的住你盖世的风流吧！”

萧翎一脸无奈：“好！我认了！”意欲离去。

唐娟拿剑挡住：“站住！”

萧翎推剑离去：“莫名奇妙！”

百里冰看着萧翎的背影：“萧翎！哼！该死的萧翎！”

唐娟：“可恶的萧翎！我不杀你誓不甘休！”

百里冰转头对唐娟：“你敢！”

唐娟疑惑：“你不也说他该死么？”

百里冰：“我……”

唐娟：“请问姑娘跟萧翎的关系是……”

百里冰：“不知道！”快步离去。

唐娟疑惑自言自语：“这个姑娘的脾气好奇怪啊……”

好个外刚内柔的姑娘，赌气要杀萧翎，却不允许别人杀。这扭头一句“你敢！”真情流露，真是可爱至极。

蓝玉堂，冷酷、机智、孤僻，内心深处却也埋着侠义与爱，是我心目中真正的男人的样子。其中有一段蓝玉堂与武功高绝的三笑神君间的对话——

蓝玉堂：“师祖爷，他是本座的属下。”

三笑神君：“本座？你对谁自称本座！？”

蓝玉堂：“本座乃七海连环岛的少君主。碍于我舅舅的面子上，尊称你一声师祖爷。但望你也能知宽容，否则……”

三笑神君：“否则？否则怎么样！？”

蓝玉堂：“我也未必怕你。”

面对连自己的舅舅沈木风都得叫师祖、杀人成性的三笑神君，当真是不卑不亢。要是换了沈木风、宇文寒涛这种小人，怎肯为区区两个卑微的属下就去招惹比自己厉害好几倍的人。遇到受伤或不会武功的人不愿欺之，面对强手又毫不卑躬屈膝，可称得上大侠！

大块的吃肉，大口的喝酒，笑傲江湖，快意恩仇。我虽不再是当年那个整天幻象能够高来高去、仗剑行侠的小P孩了，可“豪气干云天，哪怕世道人心险”的那种侠客精神，至今深入我心。我小的时候因为淘气，经常受长辈的训教，被骂“不懂事”，所以经常想，大人们真好，懂事，互相之间从不打架。现在我自己也是“大人”了，真是好笑，想来大人们大多都是在装B罢了。很多人自命成熟，在我看来，年纪大了，失去了那份“侠义”，反远不如小孩！嘿嘿。我知道像萧翎那样的人在现实中不会像在小说里那样左右逢源，最后功成名就、赢得美人归。但是总归还是有傻子会去效仿这种侠义精神。

中文：

今天是12月27号。看起来还有四天的时间到新年，但是因为我不确定在除夕夜会不会再有心情更新我的博客，所以我想我事先还是写点东西下来。

我不得不说去年很糟。几乎一事无成。就是不明白为什么。为什么在我的本命年rp一直这么差呢？有一天我看到我宿舍的走廊里挂着一条红内裤。我觉得那是个玩笑。所以我对我的室友说：“嘿！走廊里挂着一条红内裤！”我室友纹丝不动。他们说：“哦。这很平常啊。这是**的本命年。他穿红的来辟晦气。”我很惊讶，我说：“那么本命年是被认为是有晦气的？”然后我得到了肯定的答案。到那时我才终于发现我rp差的根源所在：）

好了。只是开了个小玩笑。去年确实对我不是特别顺利，但是也不是那样的糟糕。有些事情值得记忆，有些事情忘记就好。我在学分上取得了不错的成绩，并且通过参加那些编程比赛学到了很多东西，虽然因为种种原因我没能在任何一项里面获奖。我在计算机研究所实验室的前景还是不明朗，我不得不说我又浪费了整整一年。但是就在圣诞的前一天，我导师终于松口同意让我参与一些真正意义上的工程。我想那会是一个完全的新开始，并对我可能是一个大突破。去年我一直在练习自己的英语，坚持用英语写博客。并且在我的朋友中间建立了英语沙龙，每个工作日的晚上11点到12点，期间我们听英语的原声电影，然后以电影的角色互相对话。

我不得不说我对于魔术的热情一直在减退。去年很少花时间练习魔术。但我还是痴迷于当表演完魔术看到观众脸上惊奇的表情那个时刻。说到魔术，明天所里的新年晚会上我将去表演一个魔术节目。祝我好运？去年还是有很多值得记忆的瞬间。像有一天我真的非常沮丧，Vic从MSN上发了一个笑话给我。很感动，当时我想，也就最好的朋友才能隔着屏幕互相了解心情。有一次我和以前的三个室友一起语音聊天，我对BeidaPig开玩笑说：“我现在变帅了。”他一秒钟也没耽搁对我说：“你一直都挺帅的呀！同学！”当时我志得意满。有一次我病了，并且吐的很厉害，非常肮脏。我的新室友仁爷、洛帅悉心照顾了我。多谢他们！并且我怀疑是否学校还存在第二个宿舍里面的三个人都如此热爱网球！

回想去年的这些事，我只是想说：“谢谢你们我的朋友们！没有你们，生活不会如此美好！”当然了，话说回来，我也是世界上最好的人。所以你们才会喜欢我、支持我。我会继续和你们一起，在这个世界上微笑、奋斗！

English:

Today is December the 27th. It seems like there are still four days away from New Year, but since I'm not pretty sure I would be in the mood for updating my BLOG at New Year's Eve, I think I should write something down in advance.

I have to say last year sucks. I rarely accomplished a thing. I just wondered why. Why the bad luck came along with me in my year of birth? Some other day I saw there was a red underwear hanging in the corridor of my dormitory. I thought it was a joke. So I said to my buddies:" HEY! There is a red underwear hanging in the corridor! " My buddies seemed not interested at all. They said:" Oh. That's quite normal. It is **'s year of birth. He has to ware something red to avoid bad luck. " I was surprised, and I said:" So it is supposed to have bad luck in your year of birth? " Then I got the positive answer. And by that time, I finally found out the souce from which the bad luck came from:)

OK. Just a little joke. Last year is not very smooth for me, but it is not that bad. There are something to  remember and something just to forget. I did quite a good job in my GPA, and I did learn a lot of things from joining those programming competitions, though for some reasons I didn't win any prizes in any of them. My prospect of my jobs in the ICST lab is still not very clear, and I have to say I've just wasted whole another year. But just on the day before Christmas, I finally got the admittance from my boss to get involved in some real project! And I guess that would be a complete new start, and may be a big break for me. And last year I kept practising my English, writing my BLOG in English. And I established an English salon among my buddies, 11:00pm-12:00pm every workday, duing which we listened to the English movie, and talked to each other as the characters in the movie.

I have to say my passion of doing magic have been fading. And I spent little time on practising doing magic. But I still fancy the moment when I saw the surprises on the spectators' faces after I did magic. Talking about magic, I'll do some magic show tomorrow on the Near Year Ceremony of ICST. Wish me luck:) And last year, there were still some flash of monent worth remembering. Like when I was really upset someday, and Vic sent me a joke on MSN just in order to cheer me up. I was touched, and I thought only the best friends could know how each other feels behild computer. And when I was on this online meeting with the three of my ex-roomates, and I said to BeidaPig joking: " I become handsome now. " He replied to me without one second's hesitation: "Hey! You are handsome all along, dude! " And I was very self-satisfied. And there was a time I got sick and vomitted severely, which is very gross. And my new roomates Monsignor Ren, and Handsome Luo took care of me very well. Thanks a lot! And I just wonder if there exists another room in PKU, in which the three roomates all like tennis so much！

Back tracking on those things last year, I just want to say: "thank you all my friends! Without you, life wouldn't have been so nice! " Yeah. Of course. I am the world's nicest guy myself. That's why you all love me and support me. I will keep on laughing and fighting in this world together with you.

中文：

好久没有更新我的BLOG了。不知道。因为没有什么事可讲。对。这个故事就是没有故事。之前参加一个编程比赛。如此得忙连打网球都没有时间。更不用说BLOG了。今天，应我好友的要求，更新一下BLOG以使得大家知道这个BLOG的主人还活着。从早编程到晚，一边听着音乐或者故事，曾经对于我是一种理想的生活。因为我和计算机之间有很长且很不错的故事，有空的时候我大概会讲讲。但是自从成人了之后，我知道还有更重要的事情。一个例子，健康。健康是如此的重要和如此的不可触摸以至于在它离开之前我们意识不到它的重要性。另一个例子，荣誉。真正的英雄可能会对金钱和地位不屑一顾，但是如果是关于荣誉和名声，他们很少有不为所困的。还有美女，男人永恒的话题。所以，如今的人很少过自己想过的生活。工作两天放假五天？做梦！我总是庆幸至少我选择了自己想成为的职业。抱歉，离题远了点。不知道在说什么。MD

English:

Haven't updated my BLOG for a long time. I don't know. Because there is no story to tell. Yeah. The story is no story: status quo. I was involved in some programming competition. So busy that don't even have enough time to play tennis. Let alone fucking BLOG. Today, to meet some best friend's request, just update this BLOG a little to let everybody know the owner of this BLOG is still alive:). Programming from morning noon to night, while listening to some music or stories, used to be a dream of life to me. Because the story happened between computer and me is long and amazing, about which maybe I will tell some other time. But since I am an adult, and I know there are more important things. For example, health. Health is so important and so intangible that we can hardly realize its significance before it's gone. Another example, honor. Real heroes may pay no attention to money and status, but if it is about glory and reputation, they can rarely escape being ensnared. And beauties, the eternal topic of all men. So nowadays, seldom of us live the life we really like. Working two days and have a five-day holiday every week? NONSENSE! I am always very thankful that at least I've chose a profession that I want to be. Sorry I strayed from the topic a little far. I don't know what I was talking about. SHIT.

中文：

去年，当我完成自己第一个半程马拉松，我说我今年要参加一次全程的。但是当我即将报名参加今年的马拉松的时候，我发现自己最近并没有太多的跑步训练。也许是因为暑假打网球太过频繁，而没有充裕的业余时间来跑步。对我来说，内心深处，网球确实要比跑步有趣得多。于是今年我还是参加了半程的马拉松。

昨天我大约12：00睡觉，早晨很早5：00就起来去赶学校组织的大巴。所以开始跑的时候还是有点困倦的，但是随着跑步的进行，我渐渐适应，并且感觉好了起来。能够看到这么多海内外的选手在周围一起跑步真是令人非常兴奋。所有人都在向前跑，马路两旁的行人纷纷驻足观看，为我们许多掌声和呐喊。有好几次，特别是在大约18-21公里的路段，想要停下来休息一下的渴望一度进入我的脑海，但是其他选手的热情鼓励了我。幸亏我没有停，因为一旦停下来一次，就很难再继续跑下去并完成比赛。

最后，我胜利了。出发后2小时07分，我和一个朋友一起跑过了终点线。万岁！这个成绩比我上次完成的快了大约15分钟。未名跑版上有一句话说的非常好，“会很有意义的，特别是以后想到自己曾经跑过马拉松，曾经那么年轻，那么有激情，会被曾经的自己所感动的”。

English:

Last year, when I finished my first Half Marathon, I said this year I would try Full Marathon. But when I was about to enter my name for this year's Marathon, I found myself hadn't praticed running much recently. Maybe because I was playing tennis too frequently in the summer vacation, and didn't have enough spare time to run. To me, deep down, tennis is much more interesting than running. So this year, I still entered Half Marathon.

Last night I slept at about 12:00 and we got up very early this morning at 5:00 to catch the buses which were prepared by our university. So it was a little sleepy when we got started to run, but as the running continued, I got adapted and felt much better. It was really exciting to see so many people, home and abroad, running around us. Everybody were keeping running forward, and the passengers on the both sides of the street all stood still and gave us much applause and whoops. For several times, especially around 18-21 km, the desire of stopping running to have a rest ever came into my mind, but the passion of the other players encouraged me. Lucky I didn't stop, because it is very hard to continue running and finish the match if one ever stoped once.

Finally, I won. I passed through the finish line with one of my friends after 2 hours and 7 minutes after we started. Cheers! It is about 15 minutes faster than the one I finished last year. There is a saying on the Running section of the BDWM bbs, which I think is very good, " It'll be full of meaning, especially when we got old, we would recall that we used to attend Marathon, we used to be so young, so full of passion, and we would be touched by ourselves who we used to be. "

中文：

 很长时间没有更新我个人对于恐怖电影的介绍了。人是一种很奇怪的动物，它们可以每个下午打至少两个小时的网球，并且每个晚上看一些垃圾韩剧，但是仍然理直气壮地说：“我太忙了，没时间更新BLOG。”

言归正传，我发现也许我以前在BLOG中介绍的恐怖电影有点过时了。我是说它们毫无疑问是经典，但是它们确实有点老，不流行了，比方说希区柯克的很多电影。我之前真正希望的并不是将一些已经为大多数人所知的经典老电影介绍给别人。把一些新的杰作介绍给喜爱恐怖电影的人才是我的真正所愿。所以我决定从今天起我会介绍那些最近的恐怖电影。我不能保证它们是最新的，但是我想至少也该是2000年之后的吧。

今天，我要介绍《恐怖大师》给你。它并不是一部电影，而是一系列电影。截止到我写这篇文章，已经有两季在SHOWTIME频道上播出了。它确实是秀啊！世界顶尖的恐怖电影导演，像大卫·芬奇，托比·琥珀，达里欧·阿吉图等等，汇集一起来各自拍摄恐怖故事，它们都非常杰出，充满想象，灵光闪现。

“恐怖大师”的每一个故事都持续大约一个小时。虽然本质上它们都是恐怖电影，有些是关于爱情的，有些关于科幻，有些关于战争，有些甚至关于童话。第一季的第二集是我个人钟爱的故事。它是关于一个学物理的学生，住在一个出租房，遇上了隔壁的母亲和婴儿。机缘巧合，他发现他所住的房子的墙的形状特别像是他所研究的理论中的平行宇宙。于是晚上他睡着的时候他发觉自己进入了另一个空间，那里有一个邪恶的女巫和一只长着人脸的耗子想要杀死隔壁的那个婴儿。当他醒来的时候，他糊涂了，他不知道那是否只是一个梦，因为那个梦是如此的真实，并且梦里预示的一些东西开始在现实中发生……

因为我本人以前是一个物理系的学生，这个故事给我一种身临其境的真实感。其他的故事也都很有创造力并且让人毛骨悚然，然而我却没有许多的时间来进行一一介绍。你可以试着看看。我确信它们是不会令你失望的。

English:

Haven't updated my personal introduction to scary movies for a long time. Man are very strange animals, they can play tennis more than two hours every afternoon, and watch some kind of korea soap opras every evening, and still say out loud:" I am too busy to update my blogs. "

Any way, get back to the point, I've just got some idea that maybe the scary movies I introduced on this BLOG before are little bit out of date. I mean they are classic ones without doubt, but they are kind of old, out fashioned, such as many movie works of Hitchcock's. What I really wanted to do is not just to introduce some old classic ones, which are already very known to people. It is introducing someone who fancies scary movies to new masterpieces that I really want. So, I've decided that from today on I'll talk about scary movies which are filmed recently. I can't promise they are the newest, but at least after 2000, I guess.

Today, I'll introduce you to "Masters of Horror".  It is not A movie; it is a serial of movies. By the time I write this article, two seasons have been released by SHOWTIME channel. It is really a showtime! The world's top great directors of horror movies, such as David Fischer, Tobe Hooper, Dario Argento, etc. have been gathered to film scary stories respectivetly which are all thumping good ones, full of imagination and true stroke of inspirations.

Every story of "Masters of Horror" lasts about an hour. Though basically they are all scary movies, some are about love, some about science fiction, some about war, some even about fairy tales. The second episode of the first season is my personal favourite story. It is about a student of physics, who lived in a rented house and met a woman with a baby who lived in the next door. Somehow he found that the shape of the walls of his room is very similar to parallel universes according to the theory he had been studying in. Then during the night he falling asleep he found himself came into another space, and there was an evil witch and a man-faced mouse who was trying to kill the baby in the next door. By the time he woke up, he was confused, didn't know if it was just a dream or not, because the dream was so real and something that was prefigured in the dream started to happen in reality...

Since I used to be a student of physices myself, that story gave me some real feelings like I was inside it. Other stories are also very creative and thrilling, while I don't have much time to introduce them one by one. You could try to watch them yourselves. I am sure they won't disappoint you.

赶紧转篇其他的文章，Dan这篇发给我信箱的，就放这里了，愿我们共勉之。因为不是我写的，所以我也没有义务翻译。

Quote some other article to meet the emergency. This was E-mailed to me by Dan, I put it below. Wish we walked like Evan talked. These words were not written by me, so I don't have any resposibillity to translate it.

One day, if we found ourself "having a computer like making love to a supermodel", we'd have suceeded in our career.

转自某blog：
I spent most of the past week in Seattle. On Monday, at dinner with a dozen friends from my Microsoft days:
Evan: "Having an iPhone is like dating a supermodel. It's sexy, beautiful. When you bring it out, your friends are impressed. But it's kind of dumb, can't do anything very well. It has expensive tastes. If you gave it to your friend, they would give it back to you after a week."
Andy: [chuckling]
Me: [to Andy] "You're nodding like you've heard Evan use this analogy before."
Andy: "Well, usually it's the other way. Evan finds that dating supermodels is like having an iPhone."

中文：
我的前室友曾经告诉我对于一个成功的恐怖电影有几大要素：孤独、黑暗、死亡。我基本上同意这个观点。孤独给你一种你只有你自己一个人可以依靠这种感觉。人类是群居的动物，所以我们需要对方，我们需要接触，我们也需要交流。即使我们有时候无情地伤害对方，但是当真正处于危险关头的时候，我们最需要的还是一个同伴，一只温暖的手。黑暗能够激起人类天生的恐惧，因为黑暗意味着不可触摸到的、不可知的事物。一些致命的事物隐藏在黑暗的阴影中,远远强于人类、同时你又根本不知道那是什么，能使人发疯。死亡，我可以断言世界上大多数人包括我自己都害怕它，特别是年纪大点的人。死亡在本质上讲还是未知事物。我们死后会在哪儿？我们还能够感觉和触摸么？或者说还有所谓的我们么？圣经上说人死后还有灵魂，佛教教义也差不多这么说。但是现代科学说这些都是胡说，人死了就什么都没有了，只有尸体。我们经常愿意标榜自己崇尚科学，可惜讽刺意味的是即便是大科学家们也不明白到底应该相信哪一个。所以我们必须得承认死亡对于我们每个人来说仍旧是一个谜，因为没有一个活着的人能够经历它。
诚然，孤独、黑暗、死亡，对于一部好的恐怖电影来说非常重要，不过我认为有一个东西更加本质：幻象，也就是人思维中的某种东西。为什么我们几乎在每部恐怖电影中都能够看到镜子？因为镜子就是对这个现实世界的影像，镜子里，我们能够看到我们背后出现的恐怖幻象。为什么鬼魂和一些精神疯子经常是恐怖电影导演喜爱的主题？因为它们是幻象。从科学的眼光来看，鬼魂本身就是人们的想象创造出来的。恐怖电影里面的大多数疯子都有多重的人格，他们中的大多数都会遇到只在他们脑子中存在的人。进一步说，孤独、黑暗、死亡，它们都可以被概括到幻象的领域中，孤独是幻象的前提，因为人越多，制造幻象的机会就越小。你很难想象会有三个以上的人同时精神出问题！至于黑暗，显然黑暗给予了人们更多的空间去想象幻象。最后是死亡，就像我已经提到的，死亡本身是一个未知的事物，就像一个致命的无比强大的幻象，时刻威胁你的生命，同时你永远无法逃避。
所以你看到恐怖电影的本质元素了么？幻象，这是你在日常生活中看不到的，于是它能够激起你恐怖的感觉。并且有的时候不仅仅是视觉幻象，而且还有听觉幻象，像半夜女人的哭声，隔壁的嘈杂声等等。
根据这个看法，可以很容易看到欧美恐怖电影和日韩恐怖电影的区别。它们两者都是关于幻象的故事，但是在前者的故事里面一般都会给出一个解释。我不知道这是否和欧美人更崇尚科学有关，但是欧美的电影确实倾向于给整个故事一个合理的解释，而日韩电影则很少给出关于它们所讲故事的解释。邪恶的鬼魂到最后仍然是邪恶的鬼魂，你想不明白。我个人比较喜欢合理的故事一些，因为对于我它们比较符合逻辑。当然有人认为一个合理的故事比起一个纯粹的鬼故事会不太恐怖一些，因为后者你永远不能够把恐怖的根源想明白。欧美恐怖电影和日韩恐怖电影还有另外一个不同点。前者更强调视觉效果，后者更加注重整个电影的气氛营造。
好了，我想我最好还是快点结束这篇文章吧，因为已经快凌晨三点了，而且看来我好像还有一些翻译工作要做啊。我只是希望那个暗夜精灵不会突然用它尖细的手指从背后捅我。好吧，我刚才只是开玩笑o(∩_∩)o...

English:
My ex-roomie used to tell me that there are several essential elements in a successful horror movie: loneliness, darkness, death. Basically I agree with that. Loneliness gives you some feelings that you have no one else but yourself to cout on. Humans are group living animals, so we need each other, we need contacts, we need communications. Even though we sometimes hurt each other without mercy, but when we are in some extreme dangerous situation, the first thing we need is a companion, a warm hand. Darkness can raise human's inborn horrors, because darkness indicates something intangible, something unkown. Some deadly things hidden in the shallow of darkness, much more powerful than human beings, at the samethime you don't even kown what the hell it is, those can drive people crazy. Death, I can assert that most people in this world including me are afraid of that, especially elder ones. Fundamentally death is still something unkown. Where are we after we die? Can we still feel or touch? Or are there still "we"? Bibble says we still have spirits after we die, while Buddha doctrine says almost the same thing. But modern science says those are all craps, people are left nothing but corpses after they die. We are always willing to flaunt our esteem for science, but ironically even great scientists themselves don't know which to believe. So we have to admit that death is still a myth to everybody, because no living people could've been through it.
Admittedly, loneliness, darkness, death are really very important to a good scary moive, but  in my opinin there is one thing that more fundamental: illusion, namely something that in one's head. Why we see a mirror in nearly every scary movie? Because mirror is a reflection of the real world, inside it, we can see horrible illusions behind our back. Why ghost or some psychiatric lunatics are always the scary movie director's favourit subjects? Because they are illusions again. In science's point of view, ghost itself is a creation from one's imagination. Most lunatics in scary movie always have multiple characters and most of them will meet other figures which only exist in their mind. Further more, loneliness, darkness, death, all can be included in the realm of illusion. Loneliness is a precondition of an illusion, because with more people, the chance of creating a illusion is more minuscule. You can hardly imagine that three or more people have their metal health problem at the same time! And darkness, darkness obviously gives people more room to imagine a illusion. Finally death, as I already said, death itself is something unkown just like some deadly overwhelmingly powerful illusion which can endanger your life any minute and you can never escape.
So you see what the most basic factor of scary movie is? Illusion, which you cannot see in everyday life, so it can raise your feeling of horror. And sometimes, there are not just illusions of vision but some illusions of hearing, like woman's cry at the midnight or noises from the next door, you name it.
According to this theory, you can easily tell the difference between American-Europe scary movies and Japanese-Korea scary movies. Both of them are all stories about illusions, but the illusions in the former ones' storys are always given an explanation at the end. I don't know whether this has something to do with Occidentals more admire science or what, but American-Europe scary movies do prefer give an reasonable explanation to the whole story, while Japanese-Korea scary movies rarely have explanations about the story they tell. An evil ghost is still an evil ghost, you can never figure it out. Personally I prefer a reasonable story, because that makes sense to me. While some people consider that a reasonable story is less scary than a pure ghost story, because for the latter you can never figure out the source where the horror comes from. There is anther difference between American-Europe scary movies and Japanese-Korea scary movies. The former ones emphasize the visual effect more, while the latter ones pay more attension to the atmosphere of the whole movie.
OK, maybe I'd better finish this article as quickly as possible, because it is nearly 3:00 AM now and it seems that I still have some translation jobs to do. I just hope the night elf wouldn't suddenly poke me with his sharp fingers from behind my back. OK, I was just kidding o(∩_∩)o...

中文：
昨天晚上我的一个同学抓住我说：“你记不记得你在英语课上表演过的那个魔术。能不能教教我？”这句话提醒了我，我还是个魔术师。
我一直对于我的魔术师身份感到自豪。注意我的用词“魔术师”，而不是“魔术爱好者”。因为一个真正的魔术师会有自己的风格，自己的原创以及新的魔术套路，不像是那些垃圾魔术爱好者，只会copy大师的杰作。真的，只有天赋卓越的魔术师才能创造或者改进魔术流程。而我就是那么做的。魔术是一门需要智慧和热情的表演艺术，而不仅仅是手法和技巧。
我似乎有很长时间没有表演魔术了。（因为我很忙？）最后我找到了原因，因为我的爱好太多了。看看：开源、自由跑步、网球、书法，等等。（“等等”的意思是我想保留一些信息，让大家永远看不透我^_^）说这些是想表明我喜欢自由的东西。而对于“自由”，我是指自由，而不是指免费。（因为英语里的"free"有歧义，MD，还是汉语好）开源，也叫自由软件；自由跑步，名字已经在那儿了；网球，本质上是自由运动；书法，自由随意书写。
这就是我为什么喜欢物理学的家伙多于计算机学的家伙，因为前者仍在追逐自由，而后者基本已经被这个物质社会腐蚀了。我计算机系的朋友们千万不要对号入座。事实上如果你是我的朋友，那是因为你很被我欣赏。我想说的是， 大多数物理工作者都有这种幻想：更好的认知这个世界。然而我们信息学工作者经常这样想：赚更多的钱。当然了，没有人会对钱说不。但是这个世界对钱过于敏感，很多人没有意识到自己是在用自由、梦想以及更加重要的东西在买钱，因为他们认为钱可以买一切。
然而，信不信由你，我并不认为追逐金钱是一件很恶劣的事情，因为至少那些人是有奔头的。而有些人已经开始慢慢失去他们的热情和梦想，即使梦想的是钱。我周围的有些人甚至开始认为自己去开创事业太老了，并且开始寄希望于下一代。我靠，我们才30不到啊！如果下一代还没有长大就世界末日了怎么办？！
我的一些密友知道我的工作环境很不好。（不知道该怎么说，“没希望？”）但是我永不放弃，因为我热爱CS。我会把每个障碍当作是垫脚石。曾经有人告诉我不要让爱好成为职业，因为那是一场灾难。我现在觉得这是放P，那是因为你没有从内心喜欢它。没有人能相信，在我写BLOG或者在我和朋友网上聊天的时候，我经常有一个我自己写的程序在后台或者另一台机子上运行呢！
好了，我想我已经离题太远。总结一下，自由，热情和梦想是我这篇文章想强调的主题。另外，作为一个完整的故事，还记得那个找我教他魔术的家伙么？对了。我打赌他学这个是为了泡MM，而且我猜对了。我告诉他这个魔术是泡不了女生的，于是我就教他了另一个名为“幽灵卡片”的魔术。上帝保佑他有好运！

English:
Yesterday evening, one of my classmate grabed my arm and asked me:" Hey, remember the magic you played on our English class. Could you teach me?" That reminds me I'm still a magician. I'm always proud of the magician identity of me. Notice the exact word I use here "magician", not "magic amateur". Not like a lousy amateur, who only knows copying real magicians' works, a real magician will create his own style and his own original works, and always try to create new routines of magic show. And believe me, only a talented magician can create or improve magic routines. Those are what exactly I've ever done. Magic is an art of acting, which needs wisdom and passion, not just a sleight of heads or tricks.
It seems a long time since the last time I played magic. (Because I'm busy?) Finally, I figured the reason out, I have too many hobbies! Check this out: open source, free running, tennis, calligraphy, etc. ("etc." means something I want to hold back to myself, then no one can look through me ^_^) So far, I just want to give the point that I love free things. by Free, I mean freedom, not free of charge. Open source, is also known as free software; free running, the name has it; tennis, basically is a free sport; calligraphy, is free handwritting.
That's why I prefer physics guys than computer science guys, because the former are still persuing their own freedom, but the latter are basically corrupted by this material realistic world. Don't any CS friends of mine take my words personally. Actually if you are a friend of mine, that means you are at least someone I really appreciate. What I want to say is, most of physics research workers have this fantasy in their head: Know this world better. Meanwhile, we CS workers' dreams are always: Earn more money. Admittedly, no one would say no to money. But this world is too allergic to money that most people don't even realise that they are using their freedom, dreams, and something more important to buy money, because they believe they can buy everything with money.
However, believe or not, I don't think persuing money is one very bad thing, because at least you got some goal to move forward to. There exists someone slowly lacking their passions and dreams, even for money. Someone aroud me even start to think himself too old to start a career, and start to pin his hope on the next generation. We are all below 30 for God's sake! And what if the world ends before the next generation grows up?!
Some of my intimate friends know that my working environment is not comfortable (I don't know the exact word to put this. "hopeful?") at all. But I never give up, because I love CS. And I take every snag in my way as a stepping-stone. Someone told me that never make your hobby become career, because it is a disaster when that happens. I think it's bullshit, that happens only because deep down you don't truely love it. And you will never gonna believe this, I always got a program written by myself running background or on another machine, when I am writing a BLOG, or I'am chatting with my friends.
OK, I think I've strayed from the point way too far. In sum, freedom, passion, and dream are the themes of this article I want to emphasize. And, as a complete story, remember the guy who ask me to teach him magic? yeah...I bet he want to learn that magic to nail a girl, and I'm right! I told him the magic is not very suitable to win a girl's heart, so I teach him another one called "Ghost Card". God bless him good luck!